TheThingInTheChair by P. McCarthy
TheThingInTheChair as ‘It’s’ unlovingly known,
Is about ‘It’, ‘Its’ wife and ‘Its’ untidy home
If you have TheThingInTheChair too,
I know my story is relatable to you
How do you know if you have TheThingInTheChair?
Does ‘It’ make you wanna rip out your hair?
Is ‘It’ maddening, infuriating and leaves a mess
Lazy, baffling, does so little or less?
This story is my journey; how do I leave is my quest,
While I figure it out, I swat at the pest
Come along; take my hand as you read my story,
While I lay out TheThingInTheChair in all ‘Its’ glory
Unfortunate for ‘It’ there’s no place to hide,
But you’re in for one hell of a hilarious ride!