Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite by E. A. Green
Welcome to the thrilling mind of the Greenman.
Within the darkened recesses of my thought, daydreams and nightmares; you will find the monsters that slip into your room, the unknown things that go bump in the night and the night terrors which stalk your every waking moment.
Are you Addams enough to stay up, hold your ground and play with us?
Or, are you just another scaredy cat?
We and the clowns shall all soon see.
HEE. HEE. HEE.